They don't call me Gordon Ramsay for jokes!

I've never been into eating healthily or anything like that before, in fact quite the opposite, I mean I LOVE FOOD!

Anyway my mum bought some really cool scales, I weighed myself this morning and id put on 2lbs this week. Now I'm only 5"2 (I know, I'm VERY short!) so I think that quite a lot.

Here's my crack at healthy eating.....

This is what I like to call Cup of soup de la scrambled eggs.

(I remember the 'Ready Steady Cook' days Ainsley Harriott)

 I put to much oil in the pan....

if your wondering why I'm eating Cup'a soup in a bowl, its because I have a bit of a phobia of tea and coffee. So the thought of eating something from a mug slightly turns my stomach...

The funniest thing is it looked even worse in real life...

Boiled a bit of water... Skillz

Then added it all together!

I'm not going to lie right now, I do want to vom purely looking at this picture... Sorry!

I would also like to confirm that it did only tasted slightly better. FML!

PS. My mum just called and she bringing me some chips, so its all good in the food department, and I think its safe to say my diet is well and truly OVER.

PPS. Sorry for the terrible quality photos my mum has borrowed my camera.. Bad timezz.